Vexed
8:35 Wed Dec 12
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I wouldn't be taking that test for starters. Leave the element of doubt in play for as long as possible. Ignore the whole situation.
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Nurse Ratched
8:28 Wed Dec 12
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Arf!
Kinda...
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Tomshardware
8:26 Wed Dec 12
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Nurse did you have a one night stand with General Zod?
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Side of Ham
6:29 Wed Dec 12
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DNA = Do Not Abandon.
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Russ of the BML
6:27 Wed Dec 12
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As I have got older I find that its best to just be pragmatic and deal with things in the easiest and most sensible way.
I appreciate you and your family are devastated. But in the cold light of day this is not something that should cause your current family any harm.
She is your kid mate. So you should treat her so. You and your family should welcome her into your family and love her like your own as she is your own.
I am sure once the dust settles you will see this is the best way.
But whatever you do don't let it come between you and your family. That would be bloody awful.
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Russ of the BML
6:23 Wed Dec 12
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Northern Sold 6:09 Tue Dec 11
LOL!!!!
Cheered my day up that did.
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The Kronic
6:16 Wed Dec 12
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How WHO's agony advice hasn't become a worldwide phenomenon yet is beyond me.
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Nurse Ratched
6:02 Wed Dec 12
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Sounds like he did it the other way round :-(
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Agent Scud
6:00 Wed Dec 12
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Cunt her in the bastard.
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Nurse Ratched
5:58 Wed Dec 12
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You might even get a bit of leisure time to improve your jogging speed and backhand volley while volunteers are out searching for your kid.
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The Kronic
5:56 Wed Dec 12
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Mr Kenzo 5:35
With the added bonus of being quids in.
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Mr Kenzo
5:35 Wed Dec 12
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Take her to Portugal, go out and get pissed, leaving her in the house. Problem solved
Thank me later
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Capitol Man
5:31 Wed Dec 12
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The backdated payments could certainly add up.
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Gavros
5:29 Wed Dec 12
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Too Much Too Young 5:06 Wed Dec 12 Re: Finding out you have a child you never knew about https://www.gov.uk/calculate-your-child-maintenance
It returned:
Too Much Too Young
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Too Much Too Young
5:06 Wed Dec 12
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https://www.gov.uk/calculate-your-child-maintenance
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The Kronic
4:47 Wed Dec 12
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Oh fuck yes, I forgot about the man-hating feminazis who run the CSA or whatever it's now called. I'd suggest speaking to the CAB.
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Spandex Sidney
4:36 Wed Dec 12
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I'm sure your partner now will be delighted that you'll have to shove 500 quid a month to some bird you shagged once for the next 15 years.
How much is a condom?
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boltkunt
9:35 Wed Dec 12
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End of the day the childs yours.
You have have to do what's right by her, she's your blood.
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bruuuno
9:18 Wed Dec 12
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Who’s Ben?
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Nurse Ratched
8:38 Wed Dec 12
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*chuckles @ Joe*
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Nurse Ratched
8:38 Wed Dec 12
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Don't be like that, Gav.
All love is beautiful, maan.
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